9. Omelette
WARNING: Those consuming item #5 will need to sign a waiver agreeing to the knowledge of consuming 5680 calories and a various other risks.
CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH
[CUSTOMER NAME REMOVED], this month's awarded customer, has eaten more order #5's in the past month than any other customer COMBINED!
In honor of his astounding accomplishment, we have created a live tracker of how many #5's he has eaten since the first of every month!
This is in lieu of a picture upload, which the winning customer refused. Congrats!!!
LIVE TRACKER OF [CUSTOMER NAME REMOVED]
Having trouble? You can find the passphrase at [REMOVAL REQUESTED]
